It is a truth universally acknowledged that any author without a website must be in want... of a website.
This post is solely to help fill out the webdesign. It exists for no other purpose. If you are reading that you are either one of the first to see the website, in which case I thank you for your support, or you are a crazy superfan who has tried to read all my blog posts, in which case I thank you for your support but will look warily towards a security guard, just in case.